Procrastination Strategies Committee

Subcommittee on Creative Time Management

Meeting Minutes, Document 1 (Revision 2.1):

Section 1: Introduction

In an effort to optimize productivity, the committee has decided to focus on the art of doing nothing.

Section 2: Procrastination Techniques

• 1.1: Watch cat videos. - A study on feline entertainment and its effects on focus.
• 1.2: Play video games. - An analysis of how pixelated characters can distract from deadlines.
• 1.3: Read the news. - A look into the world's current events and how they can consume hours.

Recommendations:

Based on our research, we propose the following:

• 1.1.1: Increase cat video duration by 50%.
• 1.1.2: Establish a new department focused solely on video game development.
• 1.1.3: Create a mandatory newsreading break every hour.

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for next Thursday at 2PM in conference room 3. Bring your favorite snack to share.